Never wanted to actually hurt anyone

Sadly, that would be a death sentence for those children. I wish I was kidding

Red vehicle with bronze wheels? I see we have another person of taste

All my cars in Gran Turismo end up purple

Even if they know, they don’t care. Their audience isn’t gonna look it up 

Yup, we donated that money to Charity. And then we donated the rest to Candy when Charity wasn’t working 

Can’t forget diarrhea! 

Ohhhhhhh so that’s why the cartridge for Impossible Mission II is different from the rest

If custom liveries are allowed for the car, people will have it done within the day

That’s what those in charge of disbursing the funds are saying, but it’s 100% bullshit lol

Welcome to the club, NOLA! Houston still has only seen a fraction of funds to help after Harvey 

For themselves, so… super funny 

Fuuuuuuuuck that

I saw a lifted, pristine looking Honcho yesterday morning. That was cool. And on the way to school this morning I saw an original, yellow NSX. That was also cool 

I didn’t ‘do nothing’ this summer, I spent it splooting 

Neutral:

Gimme that Keystone Light baybeeee 

The driver was lucky he only had a Shiner after the crash 

I ummmmmm probably shouldn’t get out of my seat for a bit