After the Fukushima disaster, my dad, who was born right before the war started, brought up a point that has stuck with me ever since. He said if the disaster happened even a few decades earlier a good chunk of Americans probably would’ve been celebrating, or at least having a laugh about it

Shoved into the corner of the windshield, OBVIOUSLY 

Then there’s enough time for me to FINALLY beat the Jurassic Park game I have for SNES. It’s only been 27 years 

🤌🤌🤌

Does Adams think all rap stopped at this?

Anyone who drives that Beetle needs to be on a watchlist 

I’d say it depends on the kid, cause I was damn near already 6 feet by age 11 

My (future) wiiiiiive 

Goddamn right Raiders go on raids 

Goddamn right 

Street racers pulling up to the toll like

What’s your definition of wrestling 

I like the original better

I’ll take it a little differently here. Not my first online win in Gran Turismo and not my last, but it was the first time I used any kind of strategy, as well as using someone’s techniques against them. Plus it’s in my favorite car on my favorite fictional track

What the fuck are you talking about

Yup. I knew someone whose parents realized it wasn’t meant to be, so they split up. Funny thing was the dad would be out of the country for extended periods, so it was pointless for him to get a house, so he rented an upstairs bedroom for some time. Hell, both parents started dating others and eventually married, and…