God that car is gorgeous 

If I’m going with what’s currently available right now, here’s the plan: I owe about 6 grand on my truck. An Elantra N stickers at 34-ish. So that’s 40 grand. Then, I’ll spend the rest on hookers and blow, and we can have a party in the back of my truck. There, 300 grand spent on vehicles

Yup. Eventually, once I finally talk myself into spending the money, I’m gonna switch from my stock 20s to either 17s or 18s, but keep the same tire size (like 32.5- 33)

Didn’t one of the Dakotas vote to legalize weed and the governor basically said ‘lol nope’ 

Shit, that’s already happened in 2018:

So it’s more or less a modern-day version of this

Moar sidewall 

At least some Texas media outlets are willing to go there-

I’ll have my truck paid off by the end of the year, then it’s either a GR Corolla or Elantra N

Take care of your back and hips, but also your FEET. It’s all connected 

It’s been chameleon in my head for as long as I can remember 

Hey Mark. You love GWAR. Why don’t you join the band? Aw man Mark man. You play a mean guitar man. It’s really a shame that YOU MUST DIE.

And if that was a piece of shit Deere there would’ve been no survivors 

I’ve certainly been of the mindset that sports is just reality tv for those that reject the notion of ‘reality tv’ since I was in college

Every now and then the thought crosses my mind, but about the only game I feel passionate enough about is Doom. As literally the only person in my entire extended family with tattoos, I don’t think my conservative, christian family members would take it too well. Plus I just have no clue what I’d get lol 

Oppa Gangnam Style!

Yup. One checking account for direct deposit and bills, and then one for everyday spending. Before I did this, it would always get frustrating having to do the math, especially when my old apartment would take their sweet time cashing checks