Hell yeah 

Saddlebag seat covers for the win!

I dunno, it’s pretty fun feeling like some 1920's gangster anytime I use my switchblade key

‘What’s that? Your car broke down?’ I ask as I shift my truck into neutral before reaching to turn the know into 4lo 

Yup. Once in a blue moon the screen in my f-150 will freeze up. Just turn it off, give it a sec, and start it back up, and it’s good to go.

I was more partial to the 04 Mach 1, but the Cobra is a close second 

‘Gene, Gene, listen to me. We got them to pay for the new car. Now we can get rid of this piece of shit. Gene, listen, I know they’re unhappy and are demanding their money. But how are they going to receive it? They can’t! They’re the wankers, not us.’

I don’t blame you one bit 😕

Good god, you are one dumb motherfucker 

Fuck off, racist 

Fuck off, racist 

Because there are more white people than black people in this country. But then, to borrow from Michael Harriot, if we do this thing called math, we see that black people are shot at a much higher rate than whites. Of course, you’re just being an obtuse racist, so go fuck yourself 

And then when supplies are low they’ll blame Biden 

What’s incredibly frustrating is goddamn paxton himself admitted that if they hadn’t done everything they could to fuck with Texans ability to vote Biden would’ve won the state 

But could she see her reflection on a snow-covered hill? 

Here you go, dipshit. Particularly section 2:

I’m so tired of my state being a national embarrassment 

No, it would be Ukraine’s fault for not allowing Russia to de-nazify them 

You can mute those! It varies from pump to pump, but it’s always one of those buttons that surrounds the screen

EXACTLY