What are these people talking about? These cars are even more realistic now!

It doesn’t count if the phrase ‘military grade’ isn’t read to me by Dennis Leary 

Neutral: the ultimate, ultimate holy grail is Nurburgring.

Nine eleven, nine eleven, nine eleven, niiiine eleven

‘Open everything up!!1!1!’

I read somewhere that “military grade” means it was made by the lowest possible bid

Saaaaaame 

He typed idclip into the screen 

They’re swangas, but they’re baby swangas 

Shit come to Houston, this thing is tame

Hell yeah. And thanks man! 

Shit it was the opposite for me. Six months after they bought him the Mach 1 he totaled it when he fucked up a shift and spun out into a tree, while all kinds of fucked up. So then they buy him a brand new F-150 on 24s with a system and screens and whatnot. Six months later that was also totaled. Meanwhile I had about…

And strangely also the college football conference realignment police 

Yup. Can’t forget the young married couple trying to get famous who thought an encyclopedia would stop a desert eagle round at damn near point blank range, with fatal results, obviously 

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4

Fucking seriously. Plus, I had damn near ptsd from it because of high school. I would shave in the morning, and by the afternoon I’d already have a five o’clock shadow, so the teachers would send me to go shave with those shit ass razors that don’t really cut

Uhhhhhhh it had two Rockford Fosgate 12s because of my brother, so definitely 

Because it would makes sense, so it won’t be done 

There’s a dead cockroach in the light fixture directly above my desk, so I know exactly how this feels