That would be so goddamn distracting for me 

Then people blow out their eardrums just in time for the release of the new Tesla ears!

I was learning how to walk and talk at that time lmao 

the mandate will pose a dilemma for those opposed to compulsory vaccination

I was gonna say that my dad would’ve called this Dipshit Kid Protection, but it in reality it would’ve been Quit With The Goddamn Seat Buttons, Dipshit warning before the system locked itself out

Akshually *pushes glasses up* the Super Nintendo didn’t get released in the US until 1991.

We’re Jalops, goddamnit. We’re supposed to know every single, minute detail on ever single automobile by memory

Had an ex go 17,000 on a brand new Mini before she got it changed. I stayed on her for MONTHS before she finally did it, and was still pissed for a while afterwards. Apparently it was just sludge coming out. But this fucking guy doubled that lol 

Something something if you can read this flip me back over something 

lmfao 

Even if the vaccine did have a tracking chip, we’re already being tracked by our phones, credit cards, computers, gaming systems, and- for those of us with newer models- cars. We’re not that special 

Shut up nerd 

Out. Standing. 

MechWarrior or nothing 

I guess it’s been improved then, because mine and the others I’ve ridden in (all 2018s) were rough. Anecdotes for the win! lol 

I hadn’t seen this, but omg this is the greatest thing ever 

I agree, but I feel our student body will feel otherwise on the 1st lol. While things are still fresh for Adams, I feel like they’ve already been playing better than the best season under Beard (aaaaaaand I’ve now jinxed it). But us Raiders travel, and I would be surprised if there wasn’t a significant presence at the…

Can we get more pictures of the Rod? 

Unfortunately the CEO of Raytheon says otherwise 

Oh god, if I were to go to that game I would be getting escorted out in handcuffs. That date and Feb 1st are going to be some goddamn slugfests