Oh this was one of the wealthiest parts of Houston, so it was definitely luck

hahahaha

Oh my truck is hella red. Give me vehicles in any and every color except orange because

Guess I got lucky then. It was also during slow business hours during the week, but I probably wouldn’t be so lucky during the weekend 

Goddamn

What about people that had to stop smoking for health reasons who would readily eat edibles but live in a state that unfortunately hasn’t legalized it? 

We’re so fucked lol 

It’s ridiculous how goddamn expensive those Bobcats are

Nope. Orange is the most absolutely puke-inducing, hideous, horrid color there is. Especially when presented in the burnt variety 

The last time I parked somewhere that had those digital parking meters or some ‘pay through the app’ shit I just didn’t pay and nothing happened 

It’s time for the super load

Lol, lmao 

I put one on my 2006 Charger (The basic ones that came on those Chargers). Yeah, I was a kid at the time, but one major, actual benefit was that I was finally able to see where the rear end was on the car, because the trunk has a downward slope from the bottom of the back window

Oof. That happened to me once, and along with my food they brought what I paid in cash for having to wait so long. This was like 6 years ago and that probably won’t happen again 

For me it’s the A-1 Thick and Hearty burger

Until the rapist is gone (preferably to prison) and they have new owners, this team is dead to me, but Culley still did a great job with the roll of duct tape and pack of Winstons this team called a roster. But at least Culley now gets 22 million to not have to deal with this dumpster fire of a team.

Neutral: Gotta pack my classroom up over today and next Tuesday, cause I’m switching rooms. So that’s gonna suck. But I’ll be getting a classroom with windows for the first time ever, so that’s nice 

Can confirm. When I bought a truck from carmax, I bought a warranty as well, something like 50k miles or something. Well, when something came up, they were like ‘yeah it was for when the truck hit 50k, not 50k miles after purchase’