Driving down the road like

I forgot all about that quote lol

How do you shower without drowning? 

Goddamn, I was excited when I got a vehicle that had volume control buttons on the steering wheel

There’s different regulations for different parts of the US though. I kinda knew this, but people went in hella depth in the comments on articles about last year’s freeze

And that $6 was enough to feed a family of 4

As big of a douche Ben Affleck’s character in Mallrats is, he was absolutely correct with the quote “the customer is always an asshole” 

Like those old, shitty r/c cars that only went straight, and when you let off the accelerator it goes in a circle in reverse 

But it’s a crystal dildo!

Oh if that happens I’m driving myself a state or two over to ride it out in the cheapest, shittiest motel I can find. I already had everything prepared to do just that when ercot made those little grumbles this past summer 

Fuck 

Yeah but buildings up north are built for the cold, whereas down here they’re not insulated for that type of cold 

Also a life-long Texan, and I’ll take the August heat any day over struggling to make sure I don’t fucking freeze to death in my own home

Single right now, but the previous one was ok. Except for when she kept complaining once about the lateral movement the car kept making... while driving in a dang wind storm 

Oh god, please don’t let it get that cold again this year in Texas, because we absolutely will lose power again. Although if that happens there’d be a decent chance abbott loses reelection

Everyone in public service except teachers, where it’s almost a requirement in order to keep a well supplied classroom and be able to survive 

H-Town represent!!! 

Any and all passengers. It’s fine traveling with people on ‘short’ trips (1-3 hours), but when I’m on those long ones (6+ hours), give me solitude and a bunch of music. I just wanna jam out, not converse about whatever bs, and have to make extra, unnecessary (to me) stops 

Oof 

Hello, big brother