Goddamn 

It’s like Dr. Rockzo, but instead of talking about how much I love cocaine, it’s how much I fuckin hate Troy nehls 

It seems like more and more people are getting into the habit of shooting at others, so I’m gonna go with that 

I fuckin love the Coyote so much

Are you me?? Lmao 

So much this. Had a coworker go to prison for an inappropriate relationship recently, although the crime happened two years ago. He came up one day while we were all eating lunch last year, and the general consensus was ‘good fucking riddance’ 

Oh, it wasn’t two pages of offenses, it was four lmfao 

Yuuuuuuuup. Hometown represent! It was a woman with a giant sticker on the back of her truck reading ‘Fuck trump, and fuck you for voting for him.’ The piece of shit sheriff at the time, Troy Nehls, who’s now a goddamn congressman, basically fuckin doxxed her in a Facebook post. After that fiasco, she added another…

Yup. He’s being tried in Montgomery county, which is ultra trump territory. And that goddamn felon Paxton is even on tape admitting that if it weren’t for all his shenanigans suppressing the vote last year Biden would’ve won that state 

And hopefully they stick with it, cause I really wanna buy a GR Corolla if/ when it ever gets released, but sure as shit won’t if they supporting these fucking fascists 

That’s the part that makes no fuckin sense to me, cause psychedelics are associated with ego death, which normally would mellow someone the fuck out 

You’ll be missed!!!

There’s an ecoboost Mustang that lives around me that must’ve done a cat delete or something, cause you can hear it from blocks away, and not in a good way. I can pick that car out from all the exotics, subies, tuner-fied v6 Dodges, tuned up G’s and whatever else. Anytime my buddy hears it in the distance he gets…

A valid concern for Texans 

I love big boat 

Welp, she’s out of a job 

They’re gonna hype it up for a week and they’re gonna call it Rush Week

A picture of the boat: