Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong 

Next time I come across some dipshit defending the traitor’s flag I gotta remember to hit them with some variation of this:

It was somewhere on Twitter, but I have no clue where lmao 

Counterpoint:

Same. Base model for life babyyyyyyyyy

Hell yeah 

Was that The King??? 

These had me cracking up, HOWEVER there is one true king of tiktok:

Never had it happen, thankfully, nor with any of my buddies, surprisingly.

Yesterday’s answer article was not a slideshow. I was impressed

Holy shit 

It was paying homage to Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death scene from Red Dragon, DO YOU SEE 

We are 

Holy shit, I had totally forgotten that I had one of those R-Zones as a kid. The only game I had was some shit-ass Star Wars game. God that thing sucked so bad, but the concept was soooooo cool at the time 

I’m still amazed that no one was hurt when that engine blew

The one thing that was surprising when those doofuses in the state lege pushed for ‘constitutional carry’ was every police organization in Texas basically asked ‘WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT PRESSURE ON US?!?!’ Did it change any minds? Buddy, you better believe it didn’t