So does the butler ride in the trunk? 

I’ve been following the career of Efe Ajagba, mainly because I did physical therapy at the place where he trained. Also, because the dude is terrifying 

Then you gotta check out Defector! The whole gang is there!

Look, crazy things like “facts” and “logic” have no place here, ok? 

All I know is that orange of the darker shade, perhaps specifically a burnt hue, is nauseating

I remember seeing these on TNN way back in the day, and it’s stuck in my mind ever since 

Good god 

I’ve got just the thing

I had the same thought with the Bronco Ava Crowder drove in Justified

Hell even the air tanks on paintball guns make me uneasy when filling them 

I said ‘holy shit,’ and the commentator said immediately after lmfao 

Just have those crazy-ass swamp boat races instead

Pffft. They kill more people than they save 

Look, if I can shoot a hurricane, I can shoot some bees goddamnit 

“A PROUD Texan would just shoot them bees”