I’m assuming you didn’t live through that week. While the assumption would be that most people know this, desperation will make someone do some dangerous things. Add to it that buildings here in Texas just aren’t built for that type of weather; they’re built to let the heat out during summer. It was fucking brutal,…

I found the brains behind this operation

Haven’t you heard??? According to our state leadership, this was only a mild hiccup. The real problem is the gReEn NeW dEaL and the cRiSis aT ThE bOrDeR.

Lol I may have been this dude yesterday:

All I did was reply with a fact, my dude.

Gah, that’s what killed going to the theater for me. Was incredibly baked sitting in the front row of a packed house, and all I could hear was 300-ish people gorging themselves. Fucking disgusting 

Taking mushrooms and watching transformers 3 in imax 3D. No idea why the plot was about, all I know is it had robots and explosions 

Exactly. Even when people are leveling up CW guns they’ll just do it in Plunder or some shit 

I realize this is another anecdote, but the only people I know that play Cold War play it for Zombies and nothing else, ranging from irl/ online friends as well as my students 

You did enough to comment on it 

What if it’s a winch powered by dril?

Now gimme the Kyosho USA-1

Glad I wasn’t alone with that thought 

Give this van the Quigley treatment, stat

Oh I know, shit was crazy lol 

To be fair it was his ashes. But now I can’t stop laughing at that. Just fill me up with 80lbs of tannerite and let ‘er rip lmfao 

Man I sure misread the title of this. I figured all the entries were gonna be ‘wrapping myself around a telephone pole while doing 160 in a Lambo’ 

Ah, the old Hunter S. Thompson special I see 

So, they pride themselves in being a company that’s ‘good for the environment,’ but then invest in a completely separate  industry that’s slowly ruining the environment

So THAT’S why I sucked all those dicks!!!