Woke up with that song in my head this morning lol 

Ahhhhh, I didn’t realize that. Good to know! 

🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like you’ve met my ex 

He’ll claim to be designing some revolutionary tugboat with enhanced electrons which can reverse polarity, thus effortlessly freeing the ship using minimal energy, but when he shows up it’ll just be a Model Y duct-taped to couple of dinghies 

Stay where you are. I’ve already contacted INTERPOL, and they will be arriving shortly 

Sounds like the mastermind of a criminal operation to me 

I saw a kid in high school steal one of the soap dispensers out of the bathroom and put it in his backpack... Some people just love to steal I guess

Oh yeah, an R35 is not in the cards, unless I can fulfill my other goal of marrying rich and becoming a trophy husband 

Hell yeah lmfao 

Damn, I have now. Those are pretty slick. Gotta add those to the list now lmfao 

Oof, my condolences. It’s awesome being tall, but at the same time it can definitely be a pain in the ass 

How very true

For me it’s the R32 all the way. I just keep finding myself drawn to them, in all the variations. Top speed isn’t too much of a concern cause I’m still kind of a noob. I’m just looking for a fun cruiser that might occasionally autocross. After talking to a buddy that’s way more knowledgeable, he explained how it’s…

Oh I know. Once I get my truck paid off in two more years, a GTS-T is a totally realistic goal. It’s just all the what ifs that keep popping into mind. Stuff like parts availability, where I would keep it, since I’m in an apartment without private garages, things like that. I guess I’m just worried about getting…

No faith but bad faith for these dipshits. I recently found out that the shitgoblin ted cruz lives somewhat close to me. If I ever encounter him, I’m definitely gonna confront this douche. Not violently, but definitely calling him out on his bullshit, although I haven’t figured out exactly what I’ll say, because…

Used to be I could tell which was the fake because the real Dr E had posts that he wrote, but now that that feature has been removed. Follower count is the giveaway, but that requires doing more lol 

That’s what I have to keep telling myself about a Skyline 

What about these??

If they’re getting flipped, how are the roofs not caved in????