It also means that I won’t be getting a PS5 until I’m an old man

Sounds like something a prude would say 

It looks like the account that brought this to your attention is a furry account... Anything you wanna tell us?

I dunno what the issue is here, you could simply drive underneath a moose with this car.

Just driving down the road, looking like a maniac to all around you

But then where would they put the button to activate Sport Mode?!?!?

Every truck I’ve ever owned or driven always had it. I dunno if I could upgrade to the higher trim Fords.

Oh hell yeah

That’s pretty much how I remember it

Column shifter for life

Hell, you don’t even have to go back that far to point out some other vehicles without one, or a minimal transmission hump. I don’t recall one in my dad’s 96 F-250, I just remember the standard bench seats in the front and back. My 2012 F-150 had a slight one. My 2018 has the center console, but I’m glad to have it,…

Hey, it’s just like I tell all of my partners: I may not hit rock bottom, but I’ll fuck up the walls on the way down 

And I cannot get over the shift knob 

Never heard of that babin dipshit, looked him up, and he represents East Texas. Enough said. God, like 95% of the politicians in this state suck ass 

True to all of those, but Clint Black and Sawyer Brown fucking rule. And if you want a ‘new’ country band that isn’t cheesy bullshit, check out honeyhoney. They also rule 

10 years in, I still don’t know what those are.

It feels wrong to star a picture of a wrecked 240