In corporate culture, many women feel the need to compete. It’s basically cool girl syndrome for grown ups. They are the roughest, toughest, most savage bitch at the conference table, and don’t you forget it.

Nuts, I was hoping it was going to be the story of how Elisa and Amphibius’s descendants founded a new civilization...

If you’re going to rob a bank you want the getaway car to be anonymous.

Because they have poor credit and it’s all they can afford?

“Alright, gonna grab that nice shiny BMW over there...”

At the end of the movie they should have revealed that the Prodigium was run by Rick and Evelyn O’Connell (played by Fraser and Weisz), seemingly no older than 40, dedicated to keeping the world safe from supernatural menaces (mummies a speciality).

Casting Tom Cruise was a huge mistake. They might as well have titled the movie Mummy Impossible.

People said, “Oh my god,” because they immediately contracted toxoplasmosis upon hitting “play.”

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

Genuine question: why do people watch this show? It perpetuates everything people complain about in relationships and makes idiots famous.

Honestly, if it weren’t for Twitter, I feel like less people would still be as enthralled as they were back when the show first started. Being able to write snarky tweets and read other people’s snarky tweets about the show is like half of The Bachelor watching experience for a lot of people at this point.

I both love you for remembering this, and feel very, very old knowing that I was around for and old enough to watch this shit go down in real time.

Another day, another story about a female ‘streamer’ trying to make a buck out of horny idiots with any means necessary.

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

Where is Gamora? It’s one of the biggest questions at the end of Avengers: Endgame, and...

Except it wouldn’t have. That was one of the 14,000,604 possible timelines that would have still resulted in a loss.

It’s touching but I far prefer the final version. For one thing it allowed characters who weren’t at the battle but were important to Tony to be there. And it also felt more real and less saccharine. 

Its just a pack-in deal with the shipper. I’m getting them with computer parts orders. 

Aha. Then adding burnt sienna will not help you any.

makeup forever makes color drops that have saved a lot of expensive foundations for me. It only takes a drop and I think the bottle costs less than most foundations, too.