I do have a Frigidaire upright freezer in my garage, you are correct. It’s a nice thing to have.

Freeze it all. Flour, rice, oats, dry dog food, pancake mix. 

Protein-enhanced fruit! Neat!

And if you run out of bread, there’s always pancakes.

Maybe we shouldn’t tell them food comes out of dirt - we might traumatize them. o_O

Your epidermis is also porous. That’s why the tiny grey spots on your face are called “pores.” Lotion really wouldn’t be a thing, otherwise.

A little dishwashing soap cures a LOT of ills. You can wash bananas and citrus fruits in warm, soapy water to kill the fruit flies. You can mix it with water in a spray bottle and bring down, for example, a white fly infestation on an outdoor hibiscus.

Personally, I’m team pots (jars, whatever). You can get every drop of lotion and then you have a little jar to use for some other purpose. Just dunk your knuckles, close the jar and spread on your (presumably freshly cleaned) hands.

Personally, I’m team pots (jars, whatever). You can get every drop of lotion and then you have a little jar to use…

Prepared horseradish + Honey + French’s = Hot Honey Mustard. (Wisk! Wisk! Wisk!) You’re welcome!

Prepared horseradish + Honey + French’s = Hot Honey Mustard. (Wisk! Wisk! Wisk!) You’re welcome!

“Why not support a candidate that wants to address these issues? I’m pretty sick of old white guys in office”

Elizabeth Warren will do just that! 

Voting for Warren, here. I don’t trust any plan that will take longer than the candidate's actual life span! 

Going after the stock market punishes everyone w a 401k retirement plan. 

Americans just aren’t unified the way so many individual European nations seem to be. We’re totally lost right now, we don’t trust each other, and the leap Sanders wants us to take is too far.

Warren's platform includes loan forgiveness...

Warren’s "path to the nomination" is you voting for her. 

More than a hundred children have died in the US from flu-related causes in the current 2019-2020 flu season. Please get vaccinated if you can and wash your hands in hot, soapy water on a regular basis.

As a Virgo, I feel slimed. Regular, powdered Coffee-Mate, please - and GIVE ME PODS, ALREADY.

Tag-alongs have real shortbread, but the cookies in the Aldi’s knockoff are chocolate AND w stronger PB. My guilt is strong. 

Here’s another list you should considering publishing: