He admitted guilt, which I believe is a positive step. Personally, I don’t expect a man to spontaneously possess complete insight into his own destructive behavior. Apologies are just words, I agree, but proof - on his part - of actual change will take time.

Sincere question - how hard would it be to eject him and replace him with a woman?

It doesn’t decaffeinate, though. Yeah, I know what the box says - IT IS A BOX OF LIES.

I bet people try to serve it to him all the damned time, too.  That must suck.

I suspect James has been hurt by bad tea. Perhaps he purchased a subpar brand or the box of Bigelow he purchased from Target was way older than he realized (a common problem!). Perhaps his technique was off. “Steep 3-5 minutes” is highly questionable when you’re making a single mug of Bigelow EG and you aren’t…

You you want to know the worst part? I bought a California resident 3-use pass before the lockdown. It has an expiration date, which they paused during their shut down. If Disneyland reopens, the clock starts on my tickets again. That means I have to go. 🤪

Not having to second-guess your behavior is *absolutely* a white, male thing. Especially when they’re blandly attractive with the swoopy hair all the girls like. His male friends would are are all too jealous to intervene and tell him to “cut that shit out.” It’s a 20s thing too, I imagine.

I followed Hartley on Instagram for a bit until he went nuts one day about how people who lick their fingers after eating are disgusting. I was immediately repulsed by this and unfollowed him.

He needs to develop some resilience and stop answering these questions. Don’t rubberneck the crashes in your own life, dude. It’s not worth it.

OH MY GOD, I AM SO EXCITED!

Protein-enhanced fruit! Neat!

... and it was *awesome.*

This is the first time in my life I’ve ever been genuinely sad I’m not a Mac person!

And if you run out of bread, there’s always pancakes.

I really wish they’d caught a viewing of Captain Marvel instead. “You mean we can use *technology* to make Brent Spiner look 30 again, instead of just sloppily blocking his hairline out of the shot??”

Maybe we shouldn’t tell them food comes out of dirt - we might traumatize them. o_O

Your epidermis is also porous. That’s why the tiny grey spots on your face are called “pores.” Lotion really wouldn’t be a thing, otherwise.