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A little dishwashing soap cures a LOT of ills. You can wash bananas and citrus fruits in warm, soapy water to kill the fruit flies. You can mix it with water in a spray bottle and bring down, for example, a white fly infestation on an outdoor hibiscus.

Personally, I’m team pots (jars, whatever). You can get every drop of lotion and then you have a little jar to use for some other purpose. Just dunk your knuckles, close the jar and spread on your (presumably freshly cleaned) hands.

Personally, I’m team pots (jars, whatever). You can get every drop of lotion and then you have a little jar to use

Prepared horseradish + Honey + French’s = Hot Honey Mustard. (Wisk! Wisk! Wisk!) You’re welcome!

Prepared horseradish + Honey + French’s = Hot Honey Mustard. (Wisk! Wisk! Wisk!) You’re welcome!

“Why not support a candidate that wants to address these issues? I’m pretty sick of old white guys in office”

Elizabeth Warren will do just that! 

Voting for Warren, here. I don’t trust any plan that will take longer than the candidate's actual life span! 

Going after the stock market punishes everyone w a 401k retirement plan. 

Americans just aren’t unified the way so many individual European nations seem to be. We’re totally lost right now, we don’t trust each other, and the leap Sanders wants us to take is too far.

Warren's platform includes loan forgiveness...

Warren’s "path to the nomination" is you voting for her. 

More than a hundred children have died in the US from flu-related causes in the current 2019-2020 flu season. Please get vaccinated if you can and wash your hands in hot, soapy water on a regular basis.

As a Virgo, I feel slimed. Regular, powdered Coffee-Mate, please - and GIVE ME PODS, ALREADY.

Tag-alongs have real shortbread, but the cookies in the Aldi’s knockoff are chocolate AND w stronger PB. My guilt is strong. 

Here’s another list you should considering publishing:

You forgot step one: Declare Himself King bc REPUBLICANS CONTROL THE SENATE, HELLO.

I’m voting for Warren. She has practical plans and the political ability to get things done. Bernie is just Trump in a blue hat. 

No, it took a paragraph or so for my brain to catch up.... 

Yes, in a giant plastic cup - while your friends are drinking from sophisticated glassware.

You’re killin me, Claire! I need to know what kind of rig you’re working with, here. I bought the wee Presto in ‘16 on Gizmodo’s suggestion. It’s a good little waffle-maker and takes a fraction of the space my old, ginormous Krupps used to take (good god, that thing was heavy). But it doesn’t have temperature settings!

Well, obviously, you shouldn’t march in there accusing them of ripping you off, but it is perfectly aacceptable to ask questions in a calm, innocent tone of voice.