Please don’t make me get a Twitter account. It’s a vile shithole that serves no use to mankind except making me go “maybe we do deserve to all die in a nuclear holocaust”.

Fuck you, trying to start shit. Go back to 4chan.

I know several people who have seen this and the word of mouth has been most impressive. That it pisses off all the right people is just icing on the cake. I can’t wait to see it.

The kid and I JUST saw it. It is an absolutely beautiful film. It really has an extremely nuanced storyline while also delivering on superhero spectacle.

I saw this yesterday in a theater full of black MBA’s who bought out the theater for the occasion and was overcome. Since I was a child I’ve wanted this movie to be made. I’ve followed Black Panther as a character since I discovered him in grade school and have identified and loved every piece of associated work.

You know what? It was nearly ten years ago now. Either spill the tea or shut up.

I didn’t see her on Grey’s Anatomy but Knocked Up WAS sexist. Also now whenever I hear some actress is difficult or a diva I think, Weinstein. So Team Heigl. She was a child actor and has probably seen a lot.

Right? Heaven forfend that a little lady dare to question her boss, refuse to behave demurely in public, or expect to be compensated for workplace changes.

He’s lovely but his hair bothers me. It’s too something and I’m not sure if it’s the cut or the color or the length but I can’t get past it.

If my calculations are correct, she was single and lonely for approximately 75 years, and somehow her womb is 5000 years old.

I think this is great advice not just for people who have loved drug addicts\alcoholics, but addicts of all kinds, as well as those just generally given to constant self-induced trauma.

Ok, allow me to rephrase. SJP just going to go ahead and comment on everybody’s shit.

She and RDJ have talked about it on the Stern show a year or so ago and before. It’s not like this isn’t new stuff coming out.

I agree. Except for the oldest one, the one with the resting bitch face... Kourtney. She seems pretty into being a mom. At least last time I tuned in which was many years ago.

Ehhh RDJ’s shit has been open and aired for a LONG time now. And I thought SJP’s statement was actually pretty great for some people to hear. I’ve known addicts and have known people who loved addicts. The hardest lesson in the world is accepting that you alone cannot fix them. Sometimes you have to just walk away.…

I assume all Kardashians hand the kids over to the nanny as soon as the cameras are off or when whenever scene they’re filming doesn’t require a child.

I am saddened by the Jennifer/ Justin break up because I know how she will be painted in the tabloids for the next few years (so lonely! so unlucky! so barren!)...however, Justin....hello.

Wanna hear my judgmental inner thoughts? Of course you do. Yesterday, I was all “Oh boy, Amy. Slow down. No need to rush things.” Then today I’m all, “You see, it’s a bad sign it took Justin and Jen so long to get hitched.” Although, I googled it and they started dating in 2011 and married in 2015 so actually it…

SJP just going ahead and airing everybody’s shit.

This sentence couldn’t be more “16 & Pregnant: Millionaire Edition”