Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

you had me at

This cat is drugged.

.....The Bert Show?

Swing and a miss

Yours is, in fact, the only rational response to this article.

When I was in highschool, one classmate started birth control pills and several months later, got pulmonary embolism. She nearly died. I was taking the same pills for 8 years with only good things to say about them.
So, health check ups are seriously very important. Blood clots do happen on BC pills and it’s better to…

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

Right, let’s use Japan as a model for producing well-rounded human-beings. Do you know anything about Japan, or did you just pull up a random link to further your argument?

If someone takes out a life insurance policy on me and I die, arrest him. I will be the only person to ever seriously take out a policy on myself.

Can someone please let Mr Reynolds know that all chaps are ass-less. That’s why they are chaps. If they had asses they’d be pants.

Good news for me! Turns out I’m too young for Matt Robinson. I’m a Roscoe Orman kid....

Wish in one hand and shit in the other

I’m the age where Rita Moreno means Sesame Street, so a Rita Moreno reference always makes me smile.

Why is everyone so shocked that Ford was hot 30 years ago?

“Man of his time” is the stupidest defense ever. Do you really think there were no men who didn’t hold such backwards opinions at that time?

There were plenty of men of his time who managed to work out more reasonable opinions than he did. Even if there weren’t, the past would remain worth examining.

It obviously could have - but my point still stands - you don’t get to tell people how to spend their own money. You don’t even know these people, maybe the original dog was a rescue. Maybe they donate regularly to shelters. Stop with your righteous indignation directed towards these people who are clearly trying to…