You have no idea how stupid it will be, because you don’t know who will be up for candidacy. It’s a wee bit early for these posts.

You need to unclutch the pearls a bit.

Can I ask what affinity you felt for this person prior to them spawning and doing such a disservice to you? So your friend (friend, right? not just some chick you know) has this thing happen to them, and they want to document it - but suddenly IT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU so you just want to bail on them altogether?

I just read last week that her family wasn’t down with these tributes since it’s been so long and they just wanted to be left alone.

I’m just going to guess that more than one person in your feed has unfollowed you - because you seem to be joyless.

Please explain “sanctimonious”. If it means “not being a straight-up dick to people, then I totally am.

Does everyone who annoys you deserve a “talking to” from you? That’s the gist of this post - and the comment I was responding to.

If I had a friend say any of those things to me when there was something else in my life that was bringing me joy - I’d think it was a you problem.

I have a friend who has a Level 5 obsession with flowering cacti - posts all day. Does it ANNOY me, no! Your level of annoyance needs to be checked if visually scanning something that requires no response from you whatsoever is annoying.

I have a friend who has a Level 5 obsession with flowering cacti - this time of year, there are no less than 10 posts a day of her “babies” and their progress.

Your friends having something that brings them joy - that shouldn’t EVER be annoying to you as their friend.

Wait - WHAT did they try to tell her? That she shouldn’t post what she damn-well wants to post on FB? How does that make them in the right here?

I have no expectations of her at all - another commenter wanted another album, I suggested that she's given enough. If she wants to write memoirs 'til she dies, good on her.

Beatle > Patti Smith. But that's beside the point - she's created a huge library of work, and the commenter wanted more/different than what she's producing now.

She's 68 - let her rest on her laurels.

Not sure if it’s still around on the webs - but Google Bobby Flay’s previous relationships. He went from homegirl to star QUICK as soon as he hit it on Food Network. When he still had a silly BBQ show on public access, he was dating/marrying Jersey girl mediocrity.

I didn’t know there were - but evidently there are and they are too stupid to Google Madonna nudes.

And that pic is not Dave Matthews.

Not Dave Matthews.

Is any current Playboy reader still unaware of/interested in naked 80s Madonna?