I’m feeling that he’s “security” - so he’s paid to look all pained and stuff.

Toddler is pissy, as toddlers are known to be.

I have a photo album in my attic filled with early 20th century death photos of family members. The majority of the family were in Scotland, and when family members died in America, this was their only connection to the funeral/death. Creepy-as-fuck to look at now, but they make sense.

Then put his ass in jail where the monitoring wouldn't be necessary.

Have you mentioned that this is from the marital minds of Survivor Guy and Touched By an Angel woman who are married (and equally fundie)?

Likely the most exhaustive post you'll ever see on the subject - and THAT is your comment?

The teen who demanded the lasers/cat school picture committed suicide. Not that it is important to this post - just putting it out there.

I like her too - but I think she did a pretty bad job. Maybe it was the material (which surely she had a heavy hand in), but she also seemed really uncomfortable. I thought some of it was a little too much for the MTV crowd - that Fifty Shades of Grey prerecorded skit was dumb.

Oh Hell no. I’m not going to Google for you. That doesn’t make me an asshole - it makes me not your personal Internet guide.

He set the tone, and I’m sure the show will be fine without him.

He actually did - so maybe Google this a little?

Well, she’s dead, so how would you have liked for him to handle it?

That was lovely and sweet. A pre-emptive side-eye to anyone who says otherwise.

GM hates Buzzfeed, take 43...We get it.

So what made you think it was a "she"? And also, your last sentence makes me sad that it's what you took away from this.

The game of golf is hardly dying. Golf publications, possibly.

Ryan Gosling is employing mandatory dream journals just so he can see who is dreaming of him. ;)

And Gawker already had a post on it yesterday http://gawker.com/l-a-s-most-ted… - so Mark could have just shared it. But unique posts are going to generate more clicks and etc.

She looks considerably older than him as well - so they probably didn't start out being all that aligned to begin with.

You should update - Burger King IS going to pay for the wedding.