We are supposed drink the fancy baking soda mix four times a day to neutralize acids in the stomach.

I think if your blood is too acidic, you’d be dead.

Do they have therapy for “eyes rolling so far back in my head?”

Don’t tell women what we like. I’m fucking sick of dudes doing that. Assuming women are inherently visually attractive and men aren’t assumes that objective truth conforms to the male gaze and casually erases the reality of straight women and gay men.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

Okay, so this is the first real life thing to freak me out in a long time. Here it goes.

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

Chanel Allure Lipstick No. 58 (Audace). It used to be NARS Medea, but that was discontinued.

Chanel Allure Lipstick No. 58 (Audace). It used to be NARS Medea, but that was discontinued.

I think the “complex” doesn’t so much refer to individual vendors as it does the societal machine churning out ridiculous expectations. Like how instead of just wedding photos, you now “need” engagement photos, wedding photos, trash the dress photos and honeymoon photos- and don’t forget the photo booth at the…

I need a roll call of elder statesmen and stateswomen. Just for sanity sake. DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON SIR STEWART? WHO IS ON CHECKING TINA TURNER?

The issue for me about the “clump of cells” line is that its incorrect: a 14 week old fetus is slightly more complex than a clump of cells. Or maybe not - after all, you and I are also very LARGE clumps of cells. But a fetus being more than a clump of cells doesn’t mean a woman doesn’t have a right to abort it. But at…

It honestly happens in both directions, though, too. I was reading an interesting article the other day about intra-operative anesthesia provided to neonates, and how LITTLE we know about the experience of pain in the developing neural system. And why do we know so little? Well, partly because it’s ethically really…

This is such a weird topic for me to read about... I’m currently in nursing school, and considering this area as a specialty.

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

The article sorta glazes over a really important bit of history - the establishment of Geographic Information Science and Epidemiology by John Snow. He worked out the central source for cholera in Soho by using geographic analysis, going against all prevailing scientific theory of the day. Its a really fascinating…

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I am not a praying person, but holy shit am I hoping with every fibre of my being that the creepbag is ousted. It would be a travesty if he isn’t.

On the bright side, I really do think most people know better and will NOT being voting Harper back in.

ORANGE CRUSH MOFUCKAS. NDP NDP NDP