Maybe you are missing the fact that she has a ton of money and can afford high-end furniture and isn't buying Ikea? As soon as anyone I knew could afford nice furniture their places started looking more mature and less like stuff they got for free from family and friends with wildly different tastes.

I don't know why you assume this home doesn't represent her? Taste is individual. Maybe she really likes the gold circular fan thing? It's not to my taste, but I assume she selected the items or paid someone to select items for her. She seems happy with the outcome as a representation of herself, so why are we…

I don't know who this Seth guy is. That's Dave Rygalski. If Lane Kim hadn't married Terry Bellefleur, I'd be heartbroken for her.

There is a group of skater boys that live in my apartment building. They are probably between the ages of 10 and 15, and 5 or so of them skate together after school every day, frequenting the sidewalks and areas where I walk my dog. My dog is very skittish and gets really scared at the sound or sight of a skateboard.

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

Here's the thing I hate about this "debate:"

If Jennifer Lawrence didn't have that boring, interminable contract with Dior this would be gorgeous on her at the Oscars.

That hide-a-mint thing is hilarious. Tongue-kissing is not really meant to involve jamming your tongue literally right back to the uvula, right? I'm imagining a lot of trips to the emergency room for lozenges trapped in the throat.

Well then you date shitty people!

THANK YOU. Here's the scale I usually go by:

Not annoying at all:
- people who don't celebrate the holiday but don't have to tell the world
- people who celebrate it in any way they choose
- people who adorably over-celebrate it
- kids buying those cards for school (do you remember how much FUN that was?)

I think we can all agree that the worst offenders on Valentine's day are the following people on social media:

I clicked over and honestly, I get the impression that Michelle is pretty into the sex stuff herself. They're certainly not implying that it's all about pleasing Jim Bob.

Hobbittessesss, we hates them, we do. My Precioussss....

I want to mock these people but I can't because I am a big fan of subscription boxes and that's almost the same thing—getting surprised by stuff I could easily buy but find much more interesting when someone else sends it to me.

Ugh.

"Joffrey? Joffrey's a wee prick!"

Gwendoline Christie is the greatest of humans.