This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

Kinda on topic-

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

I'm waiting for you to stop yelling

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!

I’m definitely turning that Von Miller quote about Flacco into a Pythagorean Theorem test question for this this year.

did he win the fight?

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

NIN at WS94 was an all timer. I had no control over my body. My feet were barely on the muddy ground. Just got pulled along in the wave of people. 

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Just found a video of Matt coming home to Brad after one of those parties:

You said a lot of things

When the baby talk ends and you realize you were just using it as a cute cover for your relationships real problems, you two will break up, or you’ll get married and the baby talk will get more and more sarcastic and undermining and she’ll leave you while you sleep because you were never really a man to her and she…

...which is why the deep thinkers always have to drink alone.

David:

Eh... I mean, I did feel some of this yesterday, for sure. But I found the whole experience more bittersweet than anything else. Like, when I rooted for Tiger 1.0, I was simpler, Tiger was simpler, the world was simpler. Tiger was a force of nature with little personal backstory behind “his dad made him do golf stuff…

You should write short stories; that was vivid.

My grandfather, who grew up in Pittsburgh, always claimed that Art Rooney stole a big bank check from one of my ancestors while they were both on a train, and that it was soon after that that the Steelers were founded.