“Yeah, he really was my friend,” Graham said.

God I am getting sooooo fucking drunk when this worthless sack of rotten meat finally dies.

The culture of football is ripening the Tau.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Yes! Did you ever play its sequel, Riven? I actually liked that even more.  Those games were the version of the t.v. show LOST that I wanted LOST to be...if that makes sense.

Though it would never be considered a horror game, I’ve never been more discomfited or unnerved by a game than when I played Myst.  There is something about the silence of that game, the absence of any other people, apart from those creepy fellows trapped in the books, that made the experience unsettling enough that I…

This was him as a child

Mouth breathers. Every last one of these Trumpers. As an American, and a veteran to boot, I take no pride in saying that, but it is the truth. The level if ignorance and sheer stupidity in this country is staggering and embarrassing. I would say it is almost unbelievable, but I lived through the 2016 election. I am…

Christians are, by definition, AD not BC.

He is them, personified and unfiltered and victorious. 

“How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?” - Omar Little

I was 8 when Batman came out and it intimidated me. I didn’t see it in the theater, even though my house was stocked with Batman toys and the Adam West show was appointment viewing.

Can you walk me thru your process of deciding this is the right post to test out your bad comedy material?

I live in Pennsylvania. When I wanted to volunteer at my kids’ schools, I had to take a three hour mandatory training on spotting grooming, sexual abuse, and what to do if you even think its happening.

Rodney Mullen is one of the greatest artists in human history. I am not exaggerating to say that I would defend that belief to my death.

I mean, the other possible landing spot was Cleveland, if BB likes Jimmy so much he’d never, ever send him there to wilt and die.

True story:

As a drunk I can confidently tell you that is the face of a fellow drunk. He’s completely fucked up in that picture.

Good job missing the greatest Star Wars/NFL name ever.

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…