Kinda my read too. Although I doubt they would have put pen to paper if it had been a white athlete whose ‘do wasn’t fashy enough for them, their gripe sounds more like “dirty hippies” than “not white enough.”

This is perfect. Because I forgot about oyster crackers. Much like alumni of Penn forgot about Dave Petersen and his wife who apparently only speaks when spoken to by Dave.

Nope.  They’re oyster crackers. Which are the most bland, stale, tasteless, cracker existing, 

If their hair is a mess, you can be sure.  Hence the reason for my lonely days in college. Well, that and the lack of muscles, impending riches, and popularity. 

For real like... Maybe he’s just bitter over those gorgeous lips and that square, handsome jawline. Or the fact that his microscopic peter doesn’t measure up to Sutherland’s pinky....

Michael you came for Andrew Luck’s neckbeard which gave us one of the best Twitter accounts ever. This shall not stand. As for the sexually repressed couple that felt the need to write this shit I mean I assume you would’ve broken off all contact with the University in the wake of the Sandusky scandal but hey state…

Great call. I live for the post game Sean Payton vs Dirk Koetter chest slapping match.

“Though the athletes of today are certainly superior to those in my days; we miss the clean cut white young men and women from those days.”

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

So you’re just assuming the Pats are going to win the East again? Seems a bit presumptuous given the murderer’s row of opponents they ...*checks schedule*

It’s too bad these two teams don’t get to play each other again this season

“WHO DAFAQ IS THIS DAVE BITCH?!”

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

OK but

Plenty of hot air in that take, Phartus.

Unlike college, NFL players see it as as more of the brotherhood that is NFLPA v The Shithead Owners.

Bosa is a typical Ohio numbnut mouth breather. Him and his brother are so retarded they might have been born with CTE.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?