Yeah, pissed off Burneko somehow. 

I’m happy to read you can maintain your tradition. I was disappointed that we couldn’t, but now fully understand why and support it. There are other ways to welcome new members and to build a team.

> As the years have passed, I have gradually changed my outlook and now strongly subscribe to the general philosophy that the best approach is to prohibit initiations 

I’ve always believed that there is a clear defining line between an initiation ceremony or process or ritual, and a hazing ritual, but over time the last couple of decades I’ve lost the belief that all people, especially testosterone-addled kids, can tell the difference.

Yes, but that one is not a faux intellectual grifter, he’s a faux tough guy grifter.  He’s definitely not pretending to be smart.

But no one will accuse Trump of being even a faux-intellectual.

I was thinking there was a 90% chance this article would mention a broom handle

Man I stole your joke without realizing it.

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

I believe this is what is classified by the white house as “Locker room talk”

I think we need to limit high school football players’ access to brooms. These things always involve broom handles.

Alum and former football player at this high school.

He is the greatest faux-intellectual “I have zero original ideas, but I use big words” grifter of our times. Tough list to top, but at this point, I think he’s earned it.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

I was 18 years old before I knew how crayon was supposed to be pronounced. 

Some parts of the country pronounce it “crans.”

I’m not your friend, guy!  (the circle is complete)

What college let’s house crayons? Asking for a friend.

Didn’t the DNC scuttle the only other viable candidate?

You...used crayons...in college?