More of a Picksburgh thing at the udder enda da state, where dem jagoffs live n’at.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

I actually introduced a kid as Fucko to my parents. I think his real name was Drew but he was a friend of a friend and I honestly knew him only as Fucko.

Nobody around here has ackanee, so I woodn’ know. Youse might know.

I learned “crowns” in preschool. I learned that the rest of the country pronounces them “KRAY-ons” in college. Ah, fuggit, whatevs.

Acme is a chain of supermarkets in the Philadelphia area. And the coyote is generally mute, except when telling us he is a “super genius”...

The list also lacked “guy”, which is my absolute least favorite. I’m not your guy, Guy.

EXCEPTION: “Acme” gains a syllable. ACK-uh-mee. But you’re so right on “crowns”, learned that the hard way in college.

The Philadelphia accent (“Fluffyan”) is a goddamned national treasure. And not all that far from Drew’s neighbors down ’err in Merlin. But even we don’t say “gro-in”. Or “grawn”, for that matter.

I voted for your mom. Because she is a filthy, cum-guzzling whore who likes it when I fist her in the ass.

There’s really nothing funny about this. Except for reading the Dutch translation of what was written in Italian. It looks close enough to English that I can get the gist of it, but in my head there is a funny sing-song Dutch accent to accompany things. And it takes a little of the venom out of the words.

But smart rich people read the writing on the wall and used some of their obscene profits earned from fossil fuels and invested in cleaner energy sources (wind, CNG, solar), so that when the inevitable happens (market crashes, run out of fuel, unbearable climate change, political pressure), they’re already set up to…

+1. You did it before me and did it right.

I think Bernie could have pulled it off. Trump’s version of “populism” is really “bloviating about taking care of the ‘salt of the earth’ Americans to capture their votes while fucking them economically” disguised as “populism”. Telling Cletus from Clubfoot Hollow, West Virginia that he’s going back down to the mine…

Both are demographics that are traditionally easy to fool, and with the right bait they will be easily trapped and caged.

Agreed, with an assist from Mitch McConnell, who runs all 3 branches opf government simultaneously.

No colored bandana = u r a beta cuck who will get pwned (sorry... I speak dumbass well but not fluently - be careful out there, friend)

At least the Clintons are subtle enough to have their enemies disposed of via a botched robbery or through suicide.

I’m in southern New Jersey, maybe 10 miles south of Philadelphia. We have people here running/driving around, flying the battle flag of the enemy the Union (of which New Jersey was and is still a member) defeated in the (First) Civil War. For as much as people joke that “they’re too fat/old/lazy”, it doesn’t take much…

That would more likely trigger it than stop it.