As a board-certified White Dude, I will happily help you fill the mayonnaise tank for Hannity & Co. when this all goes down.

Personal choice aside, why not go Quique, like Watford manager Quique Sanchez Flores? I am all for good diacritical marks but this is an avoidable situation.

Growing up, my uncle had seats 3 rows off the field down the 1st base foul line at Vet Stadium, and we probably went to at least 10 games per season. I have a partial plan at Citizens Bank Park in the lower deck of the outfield bleachers. I chose out there for cost and convenience as much as anything, but I am glad I…

If it isn’t the ExRays, somebody screwed up.

Jumping on this train late, but... shit, Dave. Great reporting, exceptionally written. Thanks for bringing this to light.

I can’t log in on my phone. No issue from my desktop at work or the laptop at home, but the phone is a no-go.

Been a while since we had one of those.

Africa is made up of 54 nations. All of whom have pace and power. The more you know, man...

Nice! Speaking of which, we had a Mister Softee truck parked for a graduation party (son and nephew... 2 different kids, just making it clear), and there was a prolonged discussion over whether the mixed soft-serve was a “twist” or a “swirl”. Both sides agreed that sprinkles were jimmies, no matter what the menu said.

If he knew calculus, he would have been overqualified for Louvull.

I would have gone with pick-up hoops at the Y. Or the pinball machine at the 7-Eleven in town.

Pssssht. “Wooter”. This guy prolly axes for “sprinkles” on his Kohr Bros jawn downashore instead of jimmies. Youse guys nawmean, right?

European or African?

I can’t stand any whistler, irrespective of school affiliation. That’s a one-way ticket to a kick in the throat, his perceived civil rights be damned .

The only proper use of weaponized cuteness is weaponized PDA, and it is used to gross out your kids. My wife and I were in the kitchen, and she gave me a quick peck on the cheek. The 2 teenagers in the kitchen said “gross”. So my wife and I made out. Totally, over-the-top movie-grade passionate kissing just to horrify…

It’s the flip side of the “Alabama would crush the Browns/Jaguars/Lions in a game!” argument. (No, they wouldn’t.)

That’s where my wife and I are. “Babe” is a catchall. “Woogums” is a joke name. First names usually suffice. “My lover” is done intentionally to enrage.

My dad’s cousin introduced his (only and longtime) wife as his “first wife”. Got a lot of quality double-takes.

Does Schmoopy know my Woogums?

Probably for the same reason you’re beating the shit out of this minor point. So once more, because apparently it didn’t make sense to just you. Frazier won’t be released by the Yankees because they either think he has potential or trade value. So he will be demoted, which will be good for him, since he will get…