This feels more like a pathetic attempt for Michael Rapaport to remain relevant in 2019 America. Sorta like when Smashmouth went after Bryce Harper for not signing with the Giants, then got destroyed on Twitter - but at least people were talking about them for a hot second, right?

The fact that Ted Turner is alive was the biggest shock of all to me.

Awfully well-dressed for a street urchin...

You know he already bred out a litter of wastrels. Attacking a professional athlete was not the first bad choice he has ever made. At this point, castration is closing the barn door after the horse got out, smashed his chubby classmate at a reform school mixer, and Bob’s your uncle. Or something, I’m not English.

Can I complain about the failure of a system which offered us 2 of the worst candidates ever to stand for office going head-to-head as the only 2 Americans (out of literally dozens of millions of possible candidates) who had a chance of winning the election, due to the way major parties have ruined things? I shouldn’t…

I’m guessing you didn’t even get a Masters in history, since you sure didn’t get a law degree. Your “argument” is parroting the same thing, which I didn’t even say (take it up with TeddyAtlasShrugged). That, and condescension and namecalling. Sound and fury, signifying nothing. Pretty sure your rhetoric would get you…

Damn, Drew. This might be your finest work yet, and I hate that such great writing came from such an awful place. As a quick background, we are nearly the same age and live about 2 hours from each other. We share some things in common, like a love of all things Bob Mould and cooking. But I am an intensive care…

Your argument is predicated on the assumption that the popular vote is the metric by which we choose a president. We don’t. Wasting your time blovating about it is a fool’s errand, as is arguing the merits of the Electoral College. It is the system we have used since this whole thing got started, when we were looked…

I didn’t. I live in a deep blue state, and by the rules of the game, HRC was going to carry my state comfortably, with or without me. And she did. And no fucking way would I ever vote for Trump (maybe against Ted Cruz?). But she did not deserve my vote, and she did not get it. I think it sends a terrible message to…

I need Home Depot because Lowe’s sucks ass.

Charlotte...

Not flying Delta allows you to cut out Atlanta AND Cincinnati! And Salt Lake City too!

Not to mention patronizing, condescending and demeaning! Which does nothing to stem the tide of outrage that Trump conned into following him. But keep making the same mistakes, then gnash your teeth over the inevitable outcome.

Not in the states that mattered for electoral votes. It’s not like it was a Quarter Quell being played with rules we all just made up for shits and giggles. The basic setup has been in place for a couple of centuries. A terrible candidate lost to an even worse candidate, using the rules that have been in effect since…

But let the record stand: if people voted for Hillary were worth voting for, we wouldn’t have to worry about this. But here we are.

If the Supreme Court is the end-all and be-all, why not tell Mitch McConnell to go shit in his hat and GTFO, and nominate Merrick Garland? He made the rules up as he went along and prevented Garland from even being considered.

Our democracy has evolved into a 2-party system. Give the people an electable candidate, and this would not be happening. Maybe next time, don’t run someone who can’t beat Donald Trump, or has that message not been made abundantly clear already? It’s wonderful to be snide, but I am a lifelong pro-choice Democrat from…

That’s where I am! Beyond my own, I am perfectly fine going an entire day without seeing anyone else’s junk. Working in a hospital makes that easier said than done, but I have never seen so many people vehemently demanding to see someone’s cock and balls. Especially if the video were acquired illegally! I am not a…

As a Sixers fan, I am conflicted: while I wish the Sixers had one, I am more distraught that Skip Bayless is on our side. Blecch. What’s next, do we get Cowherd too? Fuck that...

I can still remember watching Joe Carter end the 1993 World Series. Now this. Toronto, I love you as a city, but... fuuuuuuuuuuucking fuck fuck.