Keep that thing away from allspark.

Keep that thing away from allspark.

Wow, I’d constantly be afraid that thing was going to transform into a Decepticon and slice my head off.

Wow, I’d constantly be afraid that thing was going to transform into a Decepticon and slice my head off.

This may be absurd, but not as absurd as the Internet-connected refrigerator.

To put 36,000 mph in perspective, at that speed, you’d be able to fly from San Francisco to New York in about five minutes. Of course, you’d also be turned into a ball of searing hot plasma.

One of the many, many reasons why Musk is a badass.

Oh that’s freaking brilliant. Hopefully Musk will stop by and see this.

Yes, but it got extra credit for Ludicrous Speed.

Name five useful things I could do with this that doesn't involve using it as my phone. Our family has iPhones but we do also have Prime and are up for renewal next month. I would get one if I could think of a few good reasons.

Name five useful things I could do with this that doesn't involve using it as my phone. Our family has iPhones but…

I should have jumped into this sooner. This is our current favorite: http://www.homedepot.com/p/MOEN-Attract…

I should have jumped into this sooner. This is our current favorite: http://www.homedepot.com/p/MOEN-Attract…

No, it’s time for the car manufacturers to roll out CarPlay and AndroidAuto across all models, so that we have access to the much more intuitive functions of our phones through the car’s display (and using hands free voice control that actually WORKS).

This is why we still pay for the systems. The reason we don’t USE them is not only because we are more familiar with our phones, but also because the phones work 100x better than the laggy, confusing in-dash computers.

Great article. Confirms that most of what candidates say, especially when they try to get specific, is just theater. It’s acting, specifically targeted to draw certain areas of voter demographics to their camp. This is why staunch conservatives that make their arguments by quoting these “facts and figures” angers me.…

That's not too bad. Though I would guess the Panasonic does the same in about 30 seconds. Haven't measured it though.

That's not too bad. Though I would guess the Panasonic does the same in about 30 seconds. Haven't measured it…

We have a Panasonic Flash Express and love it, but it’s getting old, interior space is limited, and it’s kind of funky looking. If we replace it, I’d sure consider the Breville, but will I miss the ultra-fast heat up times of the Panasonic? Can anyone comment from experience?

We have a Panasonic Flash Express and love it, but it’s getting old, interior space is limited, and it’s kind of…

But of course. They are all just one big hive mind. Like the Borg.

He must. Just look at him. He is the most laid back, progressive pope I've ever seen. There's no way he could exhibit that kind of personality if he was retaining a lifetime of sperm. Or even a month of it for that matter.

This autonomous car stuff is actually starting to become real.

Also if you buy the right pods, Keurig coffee isn’t that bad at all. It’s by no means French Press coffee, but it is drinkable.

Also if you buy the right pods, Keurig coffee isn’t that bad at all. It’s by no means French Press coffee, but it is…

That’s not how you make coffee. THIS is how you make coffee...

That’s not how you make coffee. THIS is how you make coffee...

Buying a Keurig for my office was the best move I ever made. Not because Keurig coffee is awesome, but because the alternative (a traditional drip coffee pot that is rarely cleaned and often filled with hours-old brew, or even worse, is completely empty when you desparately need that afternoon cup) sucks.

Buying a Keurig for my office was the best move I ever made. Not because Keurig coffee is awesome, but because the…