I call the sit-down ones “boatercycles.”

I don’t know if there’s any political will behind it. Those dumb whitehouse.gov petitions don’t do shit. We basically need to pull a Tea Party and run, then elect, gearheads to Congress on this platform.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

You can’t be serious... O_o

Curious, what do you think that now stopped clock reading 6:00 means? It’s not the time.

that’s dead hooker storage pal, take your weird somewhere else.

“Baby in trunk?”

If your toy looks real, the cop has to proceed as if it were real. As true for babies as it is for weapons. It’s incredibly compassionate of the department to reimburse her for the widow replacement.

I mean, what’s the window going to cost, sixty bucks?

it was dead when i bought it officer.....

Oh WTF $kay?! Why?

The officer did the right thing!!

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

You do realize that your “feelings” amount to a grand total of absolutely fucking nothing, right?

Lanesplitting. The american exceptionalism I guess... It works everywhere in the world, get over it, leave space when stationnary for bikes to pass and you’re good to go.

There is actually research that suggests the opposite. Motorcyclists are actually safer when lanesplitting/filtering.

It also reduces congestion and carbon emissions.

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but it seems that the only argument against is “It’s not fair!”

Furthermore, filtering is legal in most countries. This isn’t some radical new measure that California is forcing upon its 4-wheeled drivers. It’s finally catching up to safety measures in place around the word.

Quite inaccurate. This limits the single most dangerous part of riding, rear end collisions. Now riders are legally allowed(and not breaking a rule of the road) to move in between vehicles which dramatically reduces rear end collisions.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

So, a bribe.