So you’re saying if I had bought a Kia my Soul would have burned up.

Pelosi: “Everyone knows the state of the union because it is painfully obvious. Lets postpone that until something noteworthy of sharing has happened.”

If this president truly cared about the bottom line he would have already stated that he would issue his state of the union in writing. It probably costs about $100,000 for all the prep and personnel required for him to make a TV appearance (even if it is in the whitehouse).

I think just about any of us could write out what the SOTU is going to be:

This makes about as much sense as a Priest not giving their brother/sister a wal*mart gift card because wal*mart happens to sell condoms.

*whispers* I know that, a 30' trailer capable of carrying said 25k lbs has a curb weight of about 7,250, I was just rounding to make things simple. . . lol

Pichu is consistently the character that makes me go “well crap” whenever she pops up as my opponent in online battles.

D5 dozer(25,000 lbs) +tri-axle gooseneck (10,000 lbs)

Oh good. The nights I wasn’t awake languishing over not being able to tow my Caterpillar D5 bulldozer with a pickup truck I instead spent bemoaning how I would ever stop should I concoct a way to get such a massive weight moving in the first place.  Should some lesser man towing another car or, heh, a measly load of…

I often wake up lamenting the fact that I will never be able to tow my Caterpillar D5 bulldozer with any modern pickup truck.  Alas!  Dodge has relinquished that woe!

But, it’s the second half of Trump’s term now. Folks are gearing up for the 2020 election so Congress CLEARLY couldn’t install another Justice because that privilege should go to the 2020 winner. Right? That’s how I remember this is supposed to work, according to Republicans.

The Barret .50 cal is made in Tennessee, so, that gun went across our border from OUR side first. Clearly someone was just bringing it back.

Probably going to be said multiple times but:

Thurdsay? Seriously?

Back in high school me and some friends stayed up with the intention of hitting the black friday sales at a few different places. I was the driver, in a 96 cherokee sport 4x4. Whoever was navigating that night (approximately 2 am) had us take this little backroad to cut between towns. Being young, and dumb, I’m doing…

These are professional players, right?  ...why don’t they just move?

1.) I understand the rage but this is how you end up with the “leftist” version of Trump, whatever that is.  

I think 30 minutes with some buffing compound and that would look much better. The dent would still be there, yes, but taking all the scuffs off would make a world of difference.

Why is it so hard to check your mirrors and seat position before you drive?  I’m not a grouchy old man and I do this.  Usually the only time I need to adjust something is if I’m wearing dress shoes or huge boots.

He claimed to be a genius when it comes to drones and surveillance.  A press member should ask a question about that in every press conference from now on.