An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

Christians and Christianity get a bad rap. Some of that is deserved. Sister Jean is a true reflection of her faith and all other faiths that orient the soul towards the greatest possible good.

I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.

Dwight Men Can’t Jump

Ah yes, if a name originated in the 1930s it CAN’T be racist. Thank you, good sir.

A list like this, and no Blast Corps? For shame.

Glover, SSX Tricky, Ratchet & Clank, Advance Wars, Okami, Jak 3, Tony Hawk Underground, Psychonauts

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

I’d have to say it’s a tie between the top 784 times I’ve had sex, where each time I lasted two pumps and then ashamedly said, “Wow, I never came that fast before, you really had me turned on a LOT.”

Too controversial. But at least he stands in his own truth.

“GRRM has no pages” is simultaneously Marchman’s best and worst take. It’s definitely not true and is very silly, while at the same time being absolutely true and emotionally devastating.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

I went to Journalismism school at the same time that Seth Wickersham and Wright Thompson were there. And I say “with” purely in the sense that we were all enrolled in J-school at the same time and they wouldn’t know me from Adam, given that the most important thing I learned at J-school is that I wasn’t going to make…

Pictured: Drake’s new tattoos for 2018

Ball’s Antics Tick B-Ball Baltics Off

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

“Yes, yes I do. I shalieve. I shalieve.”

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms