Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

He just tweeted it out.

Great article! With your permission, my fellow editors and I would like to include it in the forthcoming anthology, 99% of Americans Imperiled By House Tax Bill.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Let’s leave Ben’s McAdoo out of this.

Bobby big wheel

Azure Texan

Phintastic! RMJ=H! Uwe Bollocks! Theodore Donald Kerabatsos! Same Sad Echo!

Hatey McLife

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They’re just like kids sentenced as adults out there.

And he’s had some bad losses. The presumed lies about death threats just makes it cheaper to fire him.

Telling sign for Kershaw for me: Giving up the HR to Bregman, then Ks Altuve/Correa/Gurriel

You just know they won’t even give Kaepernick a look for this position. smh

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Altuve is so fucking cool.

Looks like they are line dancing

Man, Kosuke Fukudome. He was a part of an all-time “remember that guy?” team—the 2008 Chicago Cubs. Some excerpts:

Once had Andy van Slyke give us the finger behind his back at Busch after he’d joined the Pirates. It may or may not have been related to heckling.

MVP Baseball 04... I could never EVER get Matt Williams out. It was fucking impossible for me.