I see the problem here. None of the pee gets on the inside.

Blast Corps

Drew had a long overdue, well-deserved heart attack.

Why not Barry for EIC? Or is he too much of a lifer to take that kind of step up?

3a. A man who shops at JC Penney

+1 piece of advice to all men

I literally booed when I read this

Moral of the story: fuck Joey Porter

One can still be a crummy defender and be lightyears ahead of Towns.

That “pineapple macaroni” thing is F A K E

Look at this fucking hater

Mushnick should win this handily every year.

Then why does it feel like every Thursday night game is Bills-Jets?

I have confidence he would show up at an alt-right rally

The Cubs gave up their last two prospects for a starter who gave up 6 runs in 2 innings. See you in 3rd place.

Not nearly enough Sad Cubs Fans shots for me. Schadenfreude is the only thing that keeps me going in 2017.

Counterpoint: fuck Donald Trump

Ray Lankford

Fausto Carmona

Vida Blue, as always, criminally underrated