Deadspin last year referred to it as “liquified.” Stays with me to this day...

What does everyone mean by “MSESPN”?

Woody Williams

THAT’S Dean Blandino?

I mean the Civil War was less than 100 years later but I’m nitpicking. Goes to show you how powerful the ideas the Founders had that just a few generations later they were reason to go to war over. All men created equal, indeed.

I watched an Illinois game last season with my friend from Champaign. We shared like two buckets, but he didn’t tell me he also hadn’t had anything to eat that day. He got drunk. We left the bar and he ended up on the floor of my apartment, slurring his words. It was still more fun taking care of him than watching…

Question - MLB pitching or BP lobs? Not that it really changes how I think about it. There are plenty of tall people in the world who can dunk and very few people who have the combination of hand-eye coordination and physical strength to hit a home run.

“Michael Brown wasn’t a saint.”

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My dishwasher isn’t the best at drying, so I often open it to air dry the dishes before putting them away.

My mom does this, and she’s the smartest person on the planet, so you know this is a good tip.

I mean, he thinks the world is flat. We knew this.

So you’re saying Tom Brady isnt a hall of famer.

Wall to Lakers

The biggest twist is that it didn’t take Fox decades and millions of dollars in settlements to fire him first. Truly shocking.

Now this is outside the box thinking

Granit Xhaka is the best name in the world - fight me

32 of those 37 are from the clearly outlier 2014 season. The Angels are bad.

Fine, true, but Lidge had his worst season the year after Pujols ruined him.

It’s a damn shame Trout’s only playoff appearance is a 3 game sweep by the Royals, but he’s only 25. It’s conceivable they’re back in the playoffs still in his prime.