On the other hand, “Curt Schilling” sounds like exactly the guy who would tweet about a corrupt media.

The story about his administration planting a story about prisoners building a tunnel in order to make the state prisons look bad so he could push his private prison model is fucking frightening. The man should be no where near any responsibility anywhere, much less the White House.

Yeah, this is a classic case of “we’re addressing this now that it’s a problem.”

Of course the Donald doesn’t realize youths like me don’t have enough money to go to luxury hotels. We stay on our buddy’s couch. Also, Scion is a bad name.

Counterpoint: Roberto Aguayo.

I hope Harbaugh bought this guy a steak and a glass of milk.

Comically Large Head

I’ve never seen a scary grown man with tattoos look as much like a baby as Incognito does.

Maybe there wasn’t oncoming traffic until this guy comes speeding down an at unholy rate.

I keep a link to a gif of this pitch on my bookmarks bar to this day. I sent this gif to two of my friends just last night. I am in love with this pitch.

“Your favorite type of music is something I’ve never heard of, but it doesn’t sound like fun”

Why the fuck would the mayor even think about making out with anyone, much less a minor, in a food court!?!??!!!

God damnit I cried +1

Not even gonna comment on how the same punter shanked a punt before this for 17 yards, setting up the Raiders game winning TD? This guy crapped all over the Chargers twice.

Phil Kessel with the classic fat guy “leave the top button unbuttoned but shimmy the tie up as far as it will go” look

I think it’s because it’s a bullshit rule that’s practically designed for refs to screw up the application, depending on how big an asshole he or she is.

Did nobody else notice that Cam was flagged not for giving a vigorous first down sign, but for throwing the ball at the defender’s chest? Look at your own gif from yesterday; the ref is reaching for the flag before Cam starts to signal first down. I’m all for taunting - its fun and cool - but at least this one was…

The correct answer is dress shirt and dress socks, no pants.

Any fans of Bill Callahan at Deadspin? Any favorite albums or songs in particular?