Jerk jerks clerks, gets murked.

That was almost 250 years ago. Also, slavery. Also, Jim Crow. Also, internment camps. Americans love authoritarianism, dog.

Americans are much more authoritarian than that. E.g.: Trump.

At least this McGregor didn’t bomb like the others.

Christ, what an asshole.

Ted Cruz has less of a spine than a blobfish.

There’s a concept in self-defense law where you are only privileged to respond with severe bodily injury to the other if you are faced with severe bodily injury or death yourself. A pie in the face did not put Kevin Johnson in fear of severe bodily injury or death, and he responded with causing severe bodily injury.…

Initially, Donald Trump called him “Don Coon,” too.

Stephen A. is probably the second worst random black guy to pick, behind Don King.

If you had to pick one random black dude, Captain Jack is a pretty good choice.

“Paramour” is more seductive than “lover”

Well, they do have 4 judges on the Court. They had 5 until this February, when one of them, may he rest in peace, left this world for a better one. Frankly, this blog should be posting about Judge Garland every day. Nobody is talking about Judge Garland anymore!

Billikens look like this. Go Jr. Bills!

This needs to be played for every no fun baseball guy, perhaps especially no fun former baseball guys who talk about “in my day...” because they’re just so so objectively wrong. Baseball is fun. Baseball is about rubbing your opponents nose in it. Baseball is good.

I dare anyone to argue that this isn’t a sports story.

Cards are in bad shape, too, with 2 rookies in the starting rotation. Good thing A L E X R E Y E S is the truth.

I thought this was just going to be a joke where you say to start the same players every week.

Inheritance, idiot!

“You think I want to read your shitty book, Tony?”

Mississippi has no championships to move, either.