This take is more pathetic than the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s shadenfreude.

If Tidal goes down, will I finally be able to listen to Prince’s music on Spotify?

Gotta represent the best chips in the USA

The Rams lost by making that trade. They didn’t add anyone on either side of the ball thru free agency and couldn’t do it thru the draft because they had no picks. They’re legitimately worse in every way compared to last year, when they were mediocre. Let’s imagine they had picked Wentz instead of Goff: maybe with a…

Finally, a reason to visit Arnold, MO.

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My dad and I played a game when we were in Denver this summer: Spot the Subaru. We lost count.

Racing sims are fucking terrible. Who wants to have to shift at the right time? Tune your suspension the right way or get whacked by a “novice” computer? It’s lame and boring. Mario Kart, F-Zero, even Crash Bandicoot racing are all much more fun.