But... your rent is super high, and your traffic is worse!

$28 billion isn’t how much is spent on family planning, though. Medicaid-funded family planning is super restricted in Texas because the income eligibility was determined in 1985 and hasn’t changed since—so the women receiving these services are extremely low-income, and likely have limited access to alternative…

So many pearls of wisdom:

Also, white girls named India. (No joke, a buddy of mine is married to a Spanish girl named Africa, who is 100% white.)

So Rita’s not going to make anyone apologize to a hat?

Oh really?

All three of those examples are huge countries that vary in safety and level of violent crime just as much as any other big country. Please don’t overgeneralize based on extreme examples. If we’re going to just use examples to make generalizations, I grew up in a highly urbanized area in Brazil and the worst thing…

Oh wow. I like Silicon Valley (I also live in a tech hub, so the characters resonate with me), but Atlanta clearly has more artistic merit and nuance.  

He looks high school-aged. It’s just hard to remember what that looks like when they are often portrayed as these: (Because captioning is hard with Kinja, picture below are Taylor Kitsch in Friday Night Lights who was 25 when the show started/Mark Salling in Glee who was 27 when the show started/and Tom Welling…

Same with the peppermint bark. It was a tradition in my family for my grandparents t o bring two of them for Christmas. But $40?! Each?! Grandparents could have given me $40, and they would have had more peppermint bark then they would know what to do with.

I once went to a drag bunch (I live in Austin), and the resident drag queen had a full lash on that went out into her temples and then up past her eyebrows. It was so bizarre, because her contouring game was so good!

Yes, you gotta trim them to fit your eyeballs! I’m in dance and I always cut mine by at least half because my eyes are small and squinty and they get super weighed down by lashes if I don’t do it right.

My dance teacher has the same thing. Her argument is that with it she can have 64 Gb of music, exclusively, as opposed to sharing that data storage with all the things that would be on her phone.

I’m not sure. It’s this version (the rap is the only good part here):

Yup. The soundtrack for this one also includes a pop version of “You’re Welcome,” which is... not great except it has Lin-Manuel Miranda rapping in it, so you get a better sense of what the rap was composed to sound like (the rest is sung by Jordan Fisher). The Rock did a great job, particularly for not having any…

Opetaia Foa’i is the singer/songwriter who helped write the song in Tokelauan (I believe), not part of the title.

Also they relied on a lot of references for their comedy, which I think muddied the message even more. The things I remember from the movie are the extensive Godfather reference with the mice and the gazelle Lady Gaga/Shakira.

Seriously, why rain on the parade? Just let people enjoy what they like. If they didn’t even like the movie, why come here just to shit on it.