Well, at least unlike Adrian Peterson, his bankruptcy only extends to morals and not his bank account. 

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

God this site is trash.

Game Day did the right thing. Nobody wants to hear that trash discussed at 9am

Big shout out to Rolex for sponsoring the Evil Commie Villian. =)

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

I don’t buy it. There’s no way Jim Irsay is conscious on a Saturday night.

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Our thoughts are with their friends and family

I like it, and I think that is a common position.

It was a really bizarrely lucky day.

Because football is fun?

Anti-WWE?

Oh look at the spice on this take.

OK.

The most interesting thing to me about the Crusader States was the fact that they were able to actually survive for as long as they did.

Nice to know that the EPL emulates the NFL in terms of its embrace of boring ass retreads.