The poor snowflakes, they got into Yale and all they have time to do is whine about not getting their heads patted and tummy rubbed daily.

Nah, but you definitely fit into the nail category.

The Russians had lots of German rocket engineers.

And since the policy changes they too have race riots. What a positive change!

Learn to read.

You’re the one with the problem, babe. Hence the whining.

Are you planning on public sobbing? Who was the attempt to shut down someone by? Hint: it wasn’t the evil menz.

Cry me a river. They use “dick” as an insult around here too.

Actually, you pulled that one out of your ass.

Hysterically laughing at you, yes!

Sure you do. Where are these unicorns?

If you’re married or even dating, the men should chew their arm off as soon as your’re asleep and run.

The Waaaahmbulance is coming to get you dear. Hold on, they’ll have a Valium or something.