Call Alex Jones under the guise of the Trump campaign and tell him the debate prep is for their benefit,that he’ll be debating one of the 12 Hillary clones that the DNC has stored in a secret State Dept. warehouse.

Tonights line up on Trump TV: 7:00pm Full Frontal with Melania Trump 8:00pm Whiteish 9:00pm-11:00pm America’s Funniest Home Foreclosures Its’ Heil Hilarity every nacht!! on Trump TV!

It’s from consuming “melange(the spice of life)he can fold time and space.

I’d love to join this conversation,I really would,but theres something i’ve gotta take care of,honestly.Next time maybe but you gotta give me a heads up ok?

The ten floors in question house a 2 floor day care center and the 8 above are NAMBLA World Headquarters.I thought this was common knowledge.

This is really an easy one,if you’re at a school or church function you just say “Jesus loves all mankind and we will all party on the golden shores of eternity”. If you’re in the meatpacking district behind a dumpster and you can hear people vomiting you cover all the bases by saying “I’m a power top…

I believe phonetically it means do you golf without a handicap,now I could be mistaken, but I’ve never been known that to be true in the presence of the squirmy little toads that labor for me at my snow removal consultant bizzness.

What if your office has floor to ceiling mirrors and chandeliers to swing from.How do you turn down that tang if their piping in those sweet sounds of “the Velvet Fog”(Mel Torme) on the muzak system.NO Regrets,every day you get closer to the abyss.Try Arbys!!

I love to hear British speakers,watching the Graham Norton show on the telly.The interesting thing is people between Manchester and Liverpool speak an almost different language.

Marco was only one foam party away from becoming a lap dancer at a lumberjack camp.

I knew I was old when I was In a grocery store and they were playing the muzak version of “Stairway to Heaven”twenty yrs. ago.But because of the inter tubes now Im woke!,yea “flip you for real”,rock on with your Shirley Temple Pilots”

Excellent takedown of the screaming steamed carrot! You write bigly good!!

At the Trump Towers co-op meeting there was talk of using small tactical nukes on them.It was not definite but not taking that card off the table.Update on Jan.20

I quit for seventeen yrs,then my father died early in a traffic accident at 62,started again.I would love to really stop this 10.00 a pack madness,but a world thats spinning out of control,guns everywhere,and a Screaming

when they left the conference,they all had to go back to their jobs standing in the window of the mall IKEA.

One of my fav’s in this vein,give Paul Young’s cover of Tom Waits A Soldiers Things a listen