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Here’s a theory: so many women are made to feel weird about liking sex, especially kinky sex. This is one of the reasons why I think 50 Shades of Grey was such a phenomenon. It allowed a bunch of women to explore these desires and be open about it in a way that didn’t feel shaming. When a bunch of average gals are

“The commenters outside looked from feminist to troll, and from troll to feminist, and from feminist to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

I want to use “cock and mind” all the time now. “Sorry, I’ve changed my cock and mind.” “Are you out of your freaking cock and mind?” It’s a good decision.

she wants to live like common people
she wants to do whatever common people do
she wants to hike with common people
like you

I never know what to do with these kinds of cases. I am a survivor of rape, and deeply believe in showing support and compassion to victims, but at the same time I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea that a person’s personal and professional life can and should be ruined based on two tweets, with absolutely no

I fucking love this movie and I don't care who knows it. Liam Neeson and his adorable step son are EVERYTHING.

Also someone brought a kitten to thanksgiving and

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

I mean, the mom is clearly an ass, but I don’t think I want my kids taught by someone who doesn’t know affect from effect and mixes up their/they’re/there.

Pfffffft wow slow news day indeed. If slurred unintelligible lyrics were a crime, neither Mick Jagger nor Michael Stipe would have ever had a career.

::::backs away slowly::::

I actually really love this pattern.

Are you implying people that just survived something that traumatic are selfish for wishing for their own survival?

You’re not missing anything. In fact, quite the opposite: you're inventing something that isn't there: in this case outrage.

If only the chefs would cook it till it’s tender...

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

God, we are going to get SO many examples of Pinkham’s Law this week.

How.Dare.You.