Amazing album!

I met a little boy named Statham a few days ago. He was so cute it felt wrong to say.

I wish I could give this more stars.

In the UK it's called TK Maxx. TJ Maxx sounds better.

Yes! It's that quick cry that does me in.

Murmur is the most appropriately named album (not to mention absolutely brilliant) I love Michael Stipe for his unintelligible lyrics.

Briefly thought this meant ‘The Human Centipede’. I don't know what that says about me.

Same. Along with “shrew monster”. Perfect.

Yep. I get ‘post-gig blues’ All the excitement and anticipation is realised, emotions are high, then it’s over. It’s a come down.

69 unread messages. I see this all the time on screenshots. I never even have one unread message...

Ohhhh your hair is amazing.

I would love a fringe (I’m British, the word ‘bangs’ makes me feel like a fraud) but you are totally right. Stupid unruly hair.

All the stars for that last sentence, I snort laughed in what I imagine was a deeply unattractive manner.

“They were also of the age where the cold grasp of the grave prevented them from feeling any warmth...”

This made me do one of those laughs that ripples out unexpectedly (the best kind)

Hmm. I shower daily, but not just for cleanliness. I don’t feel like I’m properly awake until I’ve had my shower, and they can also be relaxing and lovely.

I was so confused for a second when I clicked through to this Elephant Journal thing, because the header photo is a stock photo of my friend Seb.

Re: The Editor’s Note in the first story, nah, that motherfucker has no friends.

I love and envy this in almost equal measure.

Am I the only one that thinks those back muscles are even better than the butt (which is outstanding)?