So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

I’m getting the Campbell Soup kid.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

I care. For what it’s worth. I’ve seen all the Best Picture nominees and this was my second favorite. It’s almost like people have...different tastes and interests? *shrug*

I still listen to this album at least once a month. Living a Boy’s Adventure Tale, Hunting High and Low (title song) and The Sun always Shines(on tv) would all wind up on a (long form) favorites list.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

My dad’s closest friend, from seminary, left my dad his ring when he died. (This happened years before I was born.) The ring had a big onyx stone. My dad was the least-flashiest guy, so the ring always stood out on him.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

I just discovered this show on Netflix this week too! It’s so goddamned charming, and so well made. None of the endless filler and “my journey” tedious soliloquies you get on most American TV competitions, just lovely people, making yummy stuff, in a beautifully-produced show. The varied British accents are also a…

My daughter and I use “Yeah, that’s heaven spelled backwards” to mean “that’s a really bad idea.”

Hershey’s is pretty bad... the only thing I can stand that they make is Reese’s sticks. Those mofos are really good.

LOOK HOW COOL HER BLUE MAKEUP STRIPE IS

I had the same issue - try clicking on the number below the stars, instead of the stars themselves

You know how scents are powerfully tied to memories; petrichor takes me back to being 8 or 9 years old in the Pacific Northwest, and riding my little bike past the huge evergreens lining the still-damp streets after summer showers.

That sounds awful.

We didn’t get any further than making out in this dream, though dream-me was sure thinking about it... And thank goodness for that, because while I was making out with Alice Cooper, he turned into a large black panther.

My dream was with me getting shtupped senseless by Tom Hiddleston, and even though he was whispering this incredibly filthy things in my ear and doing things that I never even let my long-term ex do to me, he was always incredibly polite.

Daniel Day-Lewis in the full Gangs of New York costume. My subconscious wants some weird shit.

IDK. You’re being pretty paranoid. Probably just a run of the mill 33 year old texts a teenager to come to her apartment and then beats her up story. Nothing lurid here.