Ooh, grizzly!

Bear hair?!

Hmm, I'm a fan, I've seen lots within my reasonable budget that she's recommended. Each to their own I guess.

PORES AREN'T DOORS!

Caroline Hirons blog is theeeee best for skincare. It's changed the way I do everything.

This week makes me feel sorry to be part of the human race, these are just awful. But so, so compelling. I love Mondays.

I think I'm just...normal looking. I have better days and much worse days, but generally I don't give it too much thought. However, I feel deeply uncomfortable when people declare how beautiful they think they are. Even if they are. I don't know if it's a British awkward type of thing, or if it's just me being weird.

Well, that sounds way more interesting than winsome. I always look miserable as sin in photos, and I'm really not THAT bad.

This is definitely the most depressing BCO so far.

Perfect. The runnier the better.

My initials are VD...*sigh*

I cannot even pick a favourite. These are incredible.

That last one made me shudder. Thank goodness she didn't let him leave the room.

So interesting. Thank you.

"More boobs than teeth..."

YES. I read this in all the right voices!!

I'm vegetarian and once asked if the soup in an Amsterdam restaurant was vegetarian. They said yes, and brought me the ham and vegetable soup that everyone else had, with most of the ham picked out. Most.

Disney rules and regulations are sort of fascinating.

All of this is just making me want to visit small-town America. I'm English, it would be brilliant.

I would happily eat mayonnaise with a spoon.