Genuinely just laughed out loud at 'Hairy McC'.

This is really interesting. My husband is not my best friend, and on the surface it appears we have nothing really in common - the reason I think it works is that we share morals, a common life goal, and he makes me laugh until I cry. He's one of the best people I know. My best friend though, also male (I'm female)…

My husband once cut himself quite impressively and with a decent amount of blood. With a piece of toast.

Any ranch dressing in there?

A thermos full of ranch is surely not enough?! *gag*

"Mange tout, Rodney" is all I can ever think of.

German accents - yes.

That's distinctly Patrick Bateman behaviour.